This is a list of sayings and phrases that I've written over many years. Whatever the inspiration, these are original; if you use them, so please attribute me as shown here. Humorous ones are at the top and thoughtful ones towards the bottom--enjoy!
Keith Shetterly
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Age is a relative thing: If no relative who knows your age is around, you can claim whatever you can get away with!
-- Keith Shetterly
If everybody in the world blinked at the same time, no one would notice.
Lightning never strikes twice in the same place because one bolt is usually enough to get you if you're standing there.
-- Keith Shetterly
Stop procrastination next week!
Stop procrastination next week!
-- Keith Shetterly
-- Keith Shetterly
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do next week.The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that there isn't a lot of it here.
-- Keith Shetterly
-- Keith Shetterly
Where there's a will, there's a dead relative.
-- Keith Shetterly
The amount of intelligence in the universe is a constant; the amount of stupid, however, is constantly increasing.
-- Keith Shetterly
It's always darkest when there is no light.
-- Keith Shetterly
Too many cooks spoil the famine.
-- Keith Shetterly
Never count your chickens using Roman numerals.
-- Keith Shetterly
A rose by any other name still dies when you pick it.
-- Keith Shetterly
If a tree falls in the forest, and nobody is there to hear it, does it say "Ouch!"?
-- Keith Shetterly
So it is stepped in, so shall it be dung.
-- Keith Shetterly
All things come to he who waits . . . where all things are headed.
-- Keith Shetterly
Inside every dark cloud is a lot of rain.
Inside every dark cloud is a lot of rain.
-- Keith Shetterly
A penny saved is not spent.
-- Keith Shetterly
A day without sunshine is like a night.
-- Keith Shetterly
Nothing ventured, nothing attempted.
-- Keith Shetterly
Waste more, want more.
-- Keith Shetterly
Remember: Chastity begins alone.
-- Keith Shetterly
Better the stupid you know than the really stupid you don't.
-- Keith Shetterly
I'll stop procrastinating when I get around to it!
-- Keith Shetterly
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Love is a truth that does not hide well.
-- Keith Shetterly
The biggest thefts in life are those things we take for granted.
-- Keith Shetterly
Decisions are like public defenders: If you cannot make one, life will provide one for you.
-- Keith Shetterly
Mediocrity is a habit. Excellence is a choice!
-- Keith Shetterly
Unchecked ego will undo every good thing that talent and fortune will bring you.
-- Keith Shetterly
All things compete, but enthusiasm WINS!
-- Keith Shetterly
It is our passions that inspire us and our habits that limit us.
-- Keith Shetterly
Look for The Yes! The No can find you without your help.
-- Keith Shetterly
Silence is a restless friend.
-- Keith Shetterly
It's not what people say, it's what they DO.
-- Keith Shetterly
Education is no cure for stupid.
-- Keith Shetterly
Like driving a car, you can't move forward in life focused on the rear-view mirror.
-- Keith Shetterly
Sitting for what you believe in is for church; for everything else, you must stand.
-- Keith Shetterly
Negotiation is about gaining agreement while lying.
-- Keith Shetterly
All sales is acting; all politics is marketing.
-- Keith Shetterly
-- Keith Shetterly
